Bizarre Renaissance: Hajime Dango

Bizarre Renaissance

The Facility

Bizarre Renaissance is a facility located in ██████ that specializes in containing and researching reported anomalies.


"We are still quite a new facility, which currently only two anomalous... creatures... in our care. The subject of my studies is the one we call Dango. The other one we have here is called Cherripa.

While they both exhibit very peculiar anomalous behaviors that seem to overlap in some way, they are definitely different kinds of entities. We still have no clue where they came from, what they actually are, and what they want from us, if anything.

The good news is, at least with my interactions with subject Dango, she does not seem to be malicious. Just... odd. This is a subject for its own log entirely.

-Handler "


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Yeah yeah yeah, whatever man. These people just don't understand. It's almost like they just cannot hear me. I even offer them cute presents and they treat them like radioactive material!

Though, now that I think about it, I'm not actually sure what my presents are made of. Maybe they are radiated, LOL!!! Maybe i'm radiated??? Omg, what if i'm like Schrödinger's cat? I am both a real being and nonexistent until you come to the facility and see me yourself...

Woah. My brain hurts.

ANYWAY!!! I made good friends with Cherripa here! She seems to be better at directly communicating with the handlers than me, and she does so with great sass. God she's so cool.

I'd like to speak to you more directly. I don't think they've noticed my influence on this site. But... maybe you'll understand me, right?